i was driving through newtown today (a very exciting suburb of sydney) and i was at a stoplight and two guy get out of the car in front of me while wearing morphsuits and start dancing on my car and then one comes over to my side and says i’m not leaving until you slap my ass
did you slap his ass though?
of course i slapped his ass, he was fine as hell
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES
occasionally academic dead ends are fun, even if they’re useless to my particular specialty
I just accidentally came across a document from an 18th-century English salonnière accusing Marie Antoinette of being the leader of a secret lesbian cult